Look, folks. Just try to force this not-so-elitist genie back down the wires from which it sprang. Go and find the "off" switch for the Internet. Bring me the head of the Hacker Satan.
Good luck.
In the meantime, you've got a newsmagazine to run. You've got millions of American tube tubers lying around waiting for their next glossy paper fix. (Naomi Campbell's decolletage. Cool. Maybe this week it's Sylvia Seymour in tap pants...) Millions who've never been to the Internet, who couldn't tell the World Wide Web from the Contract On America.
Yep, those millions are still yours. You're still in control, you guys still hold the lease on the pyramid. So why worry?
Meanwhile in cyberspace...
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