Installing Your SpaceBrain™ Multimatrix Field Modulator
We're delighted that you have chosen the
SB-4200C,
SB5197aa, or
SuperSpandex Psi-Seventeen
as your primary multimatrix modulator component.
Some units labeled SB-4200C may use the later SB-302ZZ non-static ROM.
Wipe all non-grounded extremities with a clean rag before proceeding.
SB5197 units available only from licensed distributors except in Canada and the Seychelles.
Manufactured by Krapp Digital Industrie AG under assumed license. SpaceBrain and its subsidiaries not responsible for shock and emotional suffering.
Your unit will give you
many hours
[no warranty, expressed or implied, is intended or established by the preceding approximation]
of
trouble-free operation
["free" is of course a relative term whose meaning has changed dramatically during the last 100 years; your troubles may vary]
provided
you follow these simple directions for proper installation.
- First remove the unit completely from its
shipping containment.
The containment may be recognized by its distinctive blue-orange coloration, not to be confused with the outer fairing of the SB-2750-X unit, in which the orange and blue are reversed.
- Holding the reverse baffle assembly in the position indicated on the
enclosed card
provided with models SB1400, SB-3210, and BS-5750 Police Special, unless otherwise noted,
gently
shake until the warp core becomes excited.
Do not exceed 350 kcal/mole. Explosion and fire may result.
- Proceed to Step 5
only after you have completed the following step.
- Using a Van Allen wrench, connect the torque housing subassembly you completed in Step C to the left frame influx port.
- Repeat step 1 until the gasket is firmly seated.
- Using a fresh Pentium PC, install Windows2000 and beat to a very fine mixture.
- Reinitialize using the Schrödinger coil stitched into the lining of your
complimentary SpaceBrain™ propellor cap.
Your Multimatrix Field Modulator is now ready for all contingencies!
Shantih Shantih Shantih
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